Punnishment
Editor’s Note: Anyone who has met my dad has probably heard his puns. These are a couple of his all-time favorite and best-received ones.
Have you heard about the eccentric inventor who tried for twenty years to develop a robot to drive his limousine? After all that time he had nothing to chauffeur it.
You’ve heard about King Midas, whose touch turned everything to gold? It was a problem of gilt by association.